some humorous - for german+englishspeaker only...

  • It's Christmastime, I "have to" share...
    Surely it's not the right place for it...
    But let us relax a little bit.

    One has to speak so english as german too, to understand this funy "poem" I got a few days ago from friends - and lough a lot.

    Kleines Weihnachtsgedicht/Little Christmaspoem

    Merry Christmas allerseits

    When the snow falls wunderbar
    And the children happy are,
    When the Glatteis on the street,
    And we all a Glühwein need,
    Then you know, es ist soweit:
    She is here, the Weihnachtszeit

    Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
    Weil die people fahren jetzt
    All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
    Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
    Shopping hirnverbrannte things
    And the Christmasglocke rings.

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
    Hear the music, see the lights,
    Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
    Merry Christmas allerseits...

    Mother in the kitchen bakes
    Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
    Daddy in the Nebenraum
    Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
    He is hanging auf the balls,
    Then he from the Leiter falls...

    Finally the Kinderlein
    To the Zimmer kommen rein
    And es sings the family
    Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
    And the jeder in the house
    Is packing die Geschenke aus.

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
    Hear the music, see the lights,
    Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
    Merry Christmas allerseits...

    Mama finds unter the Tanne
    Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
    Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
    Everybody does frohlocken.
    President speaks in TV,
    All arround is Harmonie,

    Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
    Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

    And so comes die Feuerwehr
    With Tatü, tata daher,
    And they bring a long, long Schlauch
    And a long, long Leiter auch.
    And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!",
    Christmas is - now im - Eimer...

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
    Hear the music, see the lights,
    Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
    Merry Christmas allerseits...

    Frohe Weihnachten!
    Merry Christmas!

    János, a hungarianthinking, germanspeaking, englishwriting fan of you all on TE
  • Re: some humorous - for german+englishspeaker only...
    Dear János,

    very nice indeed ;-) I will forward this to my friends too :)

    Have a good christmas time ! Yours, Jan
  • Re: some humorous - for german+englishspeaker only...
    Very funny indeed, I laugh myself a Krampf.