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Hello?

Hey babe it’s just me.

Yeah I’m still at the Forbidden City.

It’s great. But guess what?

You can’t buy a drink of water in this place.

No I’ve looked everywhere. They only sell phones.

Yeah, phones. What kind of crap is that?

I’m not kidding you. I just went into a café to ask for a bottle of water and the girl said “Sorry sir, we don’t have any water. Can I interest you in a phone?”

I know! I was like WTF, why would I come all this way to buy a phone for christsakes!

And she’s like “It’s only a dollar fifty” so I’m like hmm, that’s pretty cheap actually.
So I got one.

It seems pretty decent. I can hear you no probs. Still, I’d kill for a drink though.

Hey babe can you hold on a minute? I’ve got another call coming in.

Just a sec…




TBC