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Here are some really bad fishing jokes for you. Having known folks from all over the world, and having travelled to many parts of the world, I've decided that Americans have a unique sense of humor. Fish are good humor subjects.

What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off


What did the mother sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.

If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.

How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.

Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend"

NOTES: This was taken on a fishing trip near San Diego with my Father. We used to go when we lived here in Southern California, but having moved to Utah many years ago, we decided to go again and relive the good old days. Appropriately, Dad caught the most and biggest fish! It's good to do things together.

Photographically speaking, if you compare this image with others I've taken that were shot into the sun, it really helps to take off all filters, even your UV or haze filter. Here, the filter is on and you can see the weirdness it created with the crescents on the left. I still like it; perhaps the crescents add?

Thanks for looking!

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